"Come with me, my love, to the sea of love"

Miss Koshka
Aisyah, 21, thinks that life is too short.
I don't believe in love, cause it makes people blind and crazy. I believe in Allah, & all the great things He has done. Want to know who's the perfect role model for a hijabi? Not me.
p/s click "life as it is" for archives.
p/p/s I'm a cat at night.

"Does your name rhyme with mine?"

satellit-e.bs.com
Banners: reviviscent
Others: (1 | 2)


“Life as it is”
September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May 2010 June 2010 July 2010 August 2010 September 2010 October 2010 November 2010 December 2010 January 2011 February 2011 March 2011 April 2011 May 2011 June 2011 July 2011 August 2011 September 2011 October 2011 November 2011 December 2011 January 2012 February 2012 March 2012 April 2012 May 2012 June 2012 July 2012 August 2012 September 2012 October 2012 November 2012 December 2012 January 2013 February 2013 March 2013 April 2013 May 2013 June 2013 July 2013 September 2013 October 2013 December 2013

There, I've said it. Don't have to repeat ittttt
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 || 7:43 PM

THE 23.5 THINGS GIRLS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GUYS
Became a fan on facebook


The 23½ things Girls should know about Lads

1. After sex when your making your way to the bathroom, we're always laid naked in bed thinking were a pornstar. (Or in some cases halfway out of the front door)

2. When we're on COD, don't kiss us, grasp us from behind, or ev\en try to communicate with us in any way shape or form. We're playing COD, not acting out 'The Hills'.

3. When we say 'It's a lads thing' we're usually lying, we just don't want you there, pissing us off.

4. Don't think it's cute to Eat/Drink the last bit of something we have, it fucks us off and generally leaves us wanting to stab you in the face.

5. Upon reaching sexual climax, we're generally thinking of someone else.

6. The way we act around you when were alone together should NEVER be acted out anywhere in-front of anybody.

7. When you offer to pay for half of something, you have no idea how heart-wrenching it is to decline it.

8. We may joke about wanting to sleep with your Mum, but rest assured, given half the chance we'd pound it.

9. Lads find nothing more unattractive than a crying Female.

10. When were walking down the street with you, we try our best to make eye contact with any remotely good looking girls.

11. Don't think it's romantic waking us up in a morning, we're usually fucked and are in need of rest. This only applies if your not holding a breakfast or sucking our cock.

12. Don't pretend to like Football, we really hate that.

13. If you ever do gain the honour of coming in pub with us, at-least buy a fucking round.

14. Were not really interested if you have come, just as long as we have.

15. Don't get friendly with our family, your probably not going to be around for long.

16. We're always wishing you could be as fit as other people girlfriends.

17. Embarrassing you is the single most rewarding thing we can do to you.

18. If you must kiss us, do it quickly, we're probably busy.

19. Please dont ask us to cuddle you in public, its gay.

20. If we get over exited watching an old Arnie film and decide to throw you through a wall, dont get upset, you actually gain credit.

21. When we ask how many lads you have been with, we're not being jealous, we're merely being cautious of AIDS.

22. Is it so hard to go on the pill or get the coil? Sex with a condom is just fucking terrible.

23. The key to a good healthy relationship is giving your man sex on tap. ½. Just let us fucking Bum you. We ask you enough!

Labels: , ,